The Introvert's Excuse-o-Matic

The Introverts Excuse-o-Matic, a product that generates excuses to skip plans.

A hand holds The Introverts Excuse-o-Matic, a spinner displaying various humorous excuses.

Woman in pajamas holding The Introverts Excuse-o-Matic, with a cat nearby.

The Introverts Excuse-o-Matic offers pre-written excuses for introverts, including Hot Yoga Class.

The Introverts Excuse-o-Matic excuse generator shown with a cat sitting beside it.

The Introverts Excuse-o-Matic excuse generator held by a woman with a cat.

The Introverts Excuse-o-Matic is a colorful spinner that generates excuses for avoiding social plans.

The Introverts Excuse-o-Matic: blue and red spinning wheel for generating excuses for introverts.

The Introverts Excuse-o-Matic features blue and red cards with excuses for skipping social plans.

The Introverts Excuse-o-Matic spinning wheel displays humorous excuses for skipping plans.

The Introverts Excuse-o-Matic, a yellow scalloped card for generating excuses to decline invitations.

The Introverts Excuse-o-Matic, a blue and red wheel featuring humorous excuses for avoiding social plans.

The Introvert's Excuse-o-Matic

$14.99

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Are you tired of saying "maybe" to an invitation and then hoping for a natural disaster? Now there's a better way! The Introvert's Excuse-o-Matic puts the power of plausible prior engagements in the palm of your hand. Just turn the first two wheels to select the type of event you need to avoid, and then use the remaining wheels to construct your bulletproof excuse. You'll be back on your couch in no time! 7 3/4" x 8 1/2" cardboard volvelle/wheel chart. © 2025 Dissent Pins

The Introverts Excuse-o-Matic, a product that generates excuses to skip plans.

The Introvert's Excuse-o-Matic

$14.99

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