The cats of America are under siege, faced with greater dangers than we have ever known. Long gone are the good old days when a cat's biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Today's cats must contend with liberals, international bankers, Satanists, cybercriminals, and countless other threats to their nine lives. Never before has there been a single book to help prepare your cat for the evils of the modern world . . . until now.

Whether concerned about the proper use of firearms, the dangers of premarital intercourse, or survival in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, the American Association of Patriots has created a guidebook to prepare cat owners for difficult conversations they dread having to have with their cats. Written in a simple, Q&A format, it answers such burning questions as, "What age is right to talk to my cat about gun safety?" and "What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?" and covers the following subjects: abstinence, evolution, online safety, post-apocalyptic survival, puberty, and satanism.

Parodying the outrageous language and ideas espoused by conspiracy-minded, right-wing extremist organizations mixed in with a generous dose of silly cat humor, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety is a hilarious PSA for cat lovers, political junkies with a sense of humor, and anyone who likes a good laugh.