Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different. Squishable Alter Egos are all the Squishables that might have been (and almost certainly still are...somewhere). Released in collectors' sets of 5, each one is Snacker-sized, with a base of beans and our special soft fur. Because some things are universal.
I was going to eat this strawberry, but then this penguin started using it as a house...or maybe an outfit, and, well, it just didn't seem right anymore. No matter how juicy it looks. Or perfectly ripe. And sweet. I mean, I probably won't eat it. Probably.
