Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different. Squishable Alter Egos are all the Squishables that might have been (and almost certainly still are...somewhere). Released in collectors' sets of 5, each one is Snacker-sized, with a base of beans and our special soft fur. Because some things are universal.
Usually we try to think up cute names for Alter Ego. This is not one of those times. This is the time to hide in your cellar and remember back to the days before the Alien Avocados arrived, spattering our landscape with delicious butteryness and lowered cardiovascular risk. Come to think of it, those days sucked. Thank you, Alien Avocados!
